Update days

Hello Jammers! Omg, SOOOO many updates! Sorry I didn't post until just now, I didn't realize it was Thursday until suddenly my mom said something... Anywho, Jamaa is releasing a mobile version of jamaa! :DDD I don't really have any pictures yet, I'll let ya' know if I find one. Here are the updates!!!

Rhinos!!! Yay, now I can finally tower over my buds! X3 jk.

  

ANOTHER jamaa underwater adventure?!!? It seems to have a whale... C-Could that MEAN.... new alpha!?!?

Hat sale!!! PLUS... SUMMER IN JULY! X3

The Phantom dunk looks like fun! OOOH... That Pizza Hat wooks desmishous :Drools On Keyboard: 

Right after I replaced my drool-flooded keyboard...

I Went Into Jamaa With My New Rhino And... Someone claimed a tree. X3

I Tried To Solve The Problem In My Most Gentle, Loving Way Possible...

 Didn't Work 333:

                                          I Tried Another Gentle Way...

Nothing XD Everyone left exept karategirl

That's My Bro, Bob :D

IDK Who THIS Guy Is, But He Seems Vaguely Familiar :0  

This Is Me, Talking About My Super Power...

Basically, Medusa Cursed Me And Turned Me To Stone. No Big Deal. Then Karate Girl Starts Kicking Me, Trying To Break The Stone :I

I Somehow Got A Pumpkin on My Head, No Time For Explanations X3

Karate called Me Creepy, And I Explained To Her This simple Thing; I'm NOT Creepy, I'm JOE!

Thanks To Karategirl2816, For Being Hilarious!

whaddya think, jammers..? Just a coincidence..?

The Story Of The Littlest Burger                                     

Characters: The Littlest Cheese burger, and Sheem0n.

Once Apon A Time... There Was The Littlest Cheese Burger. The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Always Unhappy. All He wanted Was For Someone To Eat Him. One Day, He Left Mama Cheese Burger And Went Off To Explore The World On His own. The Very Day He Set Out, He Came Across A Township. Jamaa Township. Here Is His Story...

The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Having Trouble Getting Attention, For He Was Very Small.

 He Tried Everything He Could Thing Of. It Was Just That He Couldn't Find Anyone Willing To Eat Such A Small Burger.

 Suddenly, A Miracle Happened! Someone Said They Wanted To Eat Him! He Asked Her To Please Eat Him, And She Disapeared, Supposedly,  To Some Place In Hawaii.

The Littlest Cheese Burger would Not Give Up. He Kept Trying Hard To Find Someone Willing To Eat Him.

 
He Stood There For Days And Nights, Hoping Some Kind-Hearted Soul Would Take Him In And Eat Him. He Grew Old And Weak From Dancing So Long, Getting Moldy From Sweating So Much Toothpaste (Or Whatever It Is That Burgers Sweat). The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up.

 
Poor Little Burger... :Tsk: :Tsk: He'll Never Have Lived For A Reason If Someone Doesn't Eat Him Soon. I Would Eat Him, But I'm Only The Story Teller, And I Don't Like Burgers Without Chocolate Mustard On Top. 

The Littlest Burger Was About To Give Up Hope.

                                            
                                                   When Suddenly...

 Hooray! The Littlest Burger Was Overjoyed! He Felt As If he Could Burst With Happiness! (Or Was It Pain..?) Sadly, The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Cursed, So When Someone Finally Bit Him, He Turned To The Dark Side... :,(

The Burger Was Transformed Into A Hideous Beast. WHYYYY He Was So Young :,( Luckily, The One Who Bit Him Was Still Hungry, And Not A Bit Scared. 

 At This Point Your probably Wondering If The Curse Was Ever Cured..? Well, I Was Hoping I Could Say So, But I'm Afraid I Can't, Because Then I Would Have To Pay The Copyright Developer (Bob Joe) Another 50 cents. Maybe I'll Be Able To Afford It By Next Week. 3:

 Sadly (yes, sadly AGAIN,), The One Who Bit The Littlest Cheese Burger Accidentally Ate Off His Medusa Mask, So I Guess That Counted As The Curse Being Lifted (Or Would It Be "Eaten")?

      
                           Sheem0n Now Owes Me Both A New Burger, And A New Wig 3:

Thanks For Eating The Littlest Burger, sheem0n! This Story Will Be Located On The True Stories Page!

 The End :3

Cool User-Name Alert! :D                                                                                            

:Giggles:

lol!

They Both Sorta Represent fun!

There's Been SOOO Many Scammers In Township lately. Earlier I Saw around 5 At The Same Time :'(

I'm Thinking About Making A Blog Against A.J. Scamming. If You Have Any Ideas For Another True Story Or For A Blog Against Scamming, Or Any Other Crazy Idea, Please Comment!

I do hope You Enjoyed This Post, I'm Positively Exhausted! :Dizzy: ( I've been working on this post around 4 hours 8D :FAINTS:

The Story Of The Littlest Burger

The Story Of The Littlest Burger                                     

Characters: The Littlest Cheese burger, and Sheem0n.

Once Apon A Time... There Was The Littlest Cheese Burger. The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Always Unhappy. All He wanted Was For Someone To Eat Him. One Day, He Left Mama Cheese Burger And Went Off To Explore The World On His own. The Very Day He Set Out, He Came Across A Township. Jamaa Township. Here Is His Story...

The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Having Trouble Getting Attention, For He Was Very Small.

 He Tried Everything He Could Thing Of. It Was Just That He Couldn't Find Anyone Willing To Eat Such A Small Burger.

 Suddenly, A Miracle Happened! Someone Said They Wanted To Eat Him! He Asked Her To Please Eat Him, And She Disapeared, Supposedly, To Some Place In Hawaii For A Luxury Vacation. D:

The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up. He Kept Trying Hard To Find Someone Willing To Eat Him.

He Stood There For Days And Nights, Hoping Some Kind-Hearted Soul Would Take Him In And Eat Him. He Grew Old And Weak From Dancing So Long, Getting Moldy From Sweating So Much Toothpaste (Or Whatever It Is That Burgers Sweat). The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up.

Poor Little Burger... :Tsk: :Tsk: He'll Never Have Lived For A Reason If Someone Doesn't Eat Him Soon. I Would Eat Him, But I'm Only The Story Teller, And I Don't Like Burgers Without Chocolate Mustard On Top. :T

The Littlest Burger Was About To Give Up Hope.

                                            
                                                   When Suddenly...

 Hooray! The Littlest Burger Was Overjoyed! He Felt As If he Could Burst With Happiness! (Or Was It Pain..?) Sadly, The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Cursed, So When Someone Finally Bit Him, He Turned To The Dark Side... :,(

The Burger Was Transformed Into A Hideous Beast. WHYYYY He Was So Young :,( Oh Well, At Least Now I Don't Have to Eat Him! :D(Was That Too Soon..?)  Luckily, The One Who Bit Him Was Still Hungry, And Not A Bit Scared. 

 At This Point Your probably Wondering If The Curse Was Ever Cured..? Well, I Was Hoping I Could Say So, But I'm Afraid I Can't, Because Then I Would Have To Pay The Copyright Developer (Bob Joe) Another 50 cents. Maybe I'll Be Able To Afford It By Next Week. 3:

 Sadly (yes, sadly AGAIN,), The One Who Bit The Littlest Cheese Burger Accidentally Ate Off His Medusa Mask, So I Guess That Counted As The Curse Being Lifted (Or Would It Be "Eaten")?

                            Sheem0n Now Owes Me Both A New Burger, And A New Wig 3:

Thanks For Eating The Littlest Burger, sheem0n!

                             The End! Bai :3

I saw an interesting username today...

Cool user name!

A bit later, I was bullied by a NM.... I was in township and he asked me to come to his den. I asked him why, and he said he was having a plushie store. So I went, and purposely over-traded for a freedom puppy. No thank-yous. He asked me to trade some more, so I asked about the freedom kitten plushie, and he said I had to trade 4 NM RARES for it. I looked at my inventory and told him I didn't have any nm rares I wanted to trade. so he asked me to trade FOUR nm rares for it! IT'S AN IN-STORES PLUSHIE FOR GOODNESS SAKES!

He asked me to trade four rares for it...

He kept asking me...

He got randomly mad...

And kicked me out.

When I entered township he did too: 

 

Then he left.

Another cool user name!

At The Horses Only Party...                                                

 You never know what will happen there...                                                                       

This jammer appeared to be making a video.

I had no idea what was going on... Something about "it was dog79010?!" No idea...

I went over to the mud, and discovered a unicorn covered in mud. I said "OOOH Choco Corn... :BITES:"

She didn't taste very good. I bit her a second time just to make sure she wasn't chocolate...

My worst fear-- REVEALED.

Even when I was covered in mud, my  eyes glowed a creepy red hue... O30

A horse who was singing at the party.  

The rare item Monday item! Purple is one of my favorite colors, and this is such a cool-looking item! 

Cya in paradise! -monkeygirl057

Give Aways

This is where all future contest/giveaways will be shown! Currently, there is nothing. I will be hosting some random giveaways the next few days though, watch for me in the jamaa township in aldan (an AJ server)!

The animal jam BOOK!

Animal Jam Official Insiders Guide                                         

Extremely epic news, jammers! I happened to go online the other day and discovered.... 

This!

Omg, Omg, Omg! The first ever Animal Jam book!!! It's all about jamaa and the animals in it! Omg, I think I might pre-order it! You can find it for pre-order on sites such as: Walmart and  Amazon.(it will probably be on e-bay soon, too. It's approximately $9.00 for a paper-back binding copy of it. I hope everyone gets it! :3 (if I get it I'll post a little bit about it, of course, like weather it's good or not)

Cya In Paradise! -monkeygirl057