04 December 2014

Haven't Posted In Forever (To The Tune Of First Time In Forever)

Sorry I haven't posted in so long, guys! I've been too busy reading Warrior Cats books (And thinking about the stories a LOT)
and being lazy to update anything recently.
AJ is updating right now..! I BET IT'S GONNA HAVE LOTS OF EPIC NEWS! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I'm having a giveaway, I might make it Christmas instead of 50 Subs.
I'm giving away my Black Long spike collar.
I don't want it.
I don't NEED it.
I don't think it's fair that while I'm getting spikes on eagle adventures some Jammers have none.
I've realized, for a long time now, it's just pixels.

Animal Jam is real people playing as a bunch of pixels scamming nm's items and bullying little girls and boys who have nothing to do then but cry. 
Including me.
I was once that little kid, standing in Tigris Township seeing someone say these exact (I thinK) words...
"Monkeygirl057 Scammed me, Report her and block her!"
I was immediately freaking out and crying.
At the end, she said "Come to my den" and so I did, 
She then proceeded to say this: "Buddy Me".
Why? So you can BULLY ME AROUND some more?
I said "why?"
And I don't remember what she said after that, but then she said something like
"Give me your fox hat, I'll put it on then I'll give it back, I just want to see how it looks on my animal" and I said something along the lines of no.
She then said "If you give me your Password I'll glitch your items (or maybe it was "give you rares")
then "Can I have your elf tail armor?
I know how it's like to be Cyber-Bullied, and upsets me.
I was bullied by a panda practically my 1st month of AJ.
I hate pandas now. O.O But who can blame me?
This is all true. 
I swear to Animal Jam Head Quarter themselves.



Part of the reason I made this post is to say: This is the most educational song I've ever heard


The other part is to say: this blog hasn't been very busy.
It's never gonna be one of this big time fancy pants blogs unless I magically get the best News Crew  ever.






































NOTE: WILL BE UPDATES TO THIS POST



18 November 2014

Founder Failure

Today on my nm:
"....
 AJHQ, ITS GLITCHING AND YOU KNOW THAT..! DON'T LIE!" -Me



Just now:
Basically, I was traded a founder, I declined, and then this happened.


Omygod I didn't even catch the username. GRAHHH!!!! o,o

Just after just now:
Yeeehyyyyy...

17 November 2014

Hello, Jammers! Today's new R.I.M. is the Rare Salamander Gills, ready for you to purchase in Bahari Bargains (The underwater Clothes Shop!)


That's all for now, Jammers, I just wanted to acknowledge that I'm still alive O30

Also... I've created a monster...
:I'm So Derpy, You Already Know!:

-Monkeygirl057



14 November 2014

Won't Post Much+First Speed-Paint

Hey, Jammers!
Just wanted to notify you guys I wont be able to post for a few days because we're moving tomorrow.
Sorry for the short notice..! DX
On the other hand, I've managed to finish my FIRST Speed-Paint EVER in time for moving!

Here it is... a Speed-Paint for 2FangWolf..!
Sorry if it's not perfect, I tried my best though.
Please visit my YouTube by clicking the little YouTube icon to the right when you start the video.


Details of all programs used on the YouTube description..!
Music is not mine!


Preview of my next Speed-Paint:
I'm making an O.C!
Honestly, I can't believe I drew this because I'm not actually very good at Computer Art.
I was just trying to make some Vent Art yesterday and... :Poof: there was this!

 What should I name Him/Her?
Comment what you think..!

Note: I'm not done with drawing so She/He might end up looking a bit different)


Bye, my little Paradise Lovers!
Live A Life Of Paradise!
-Blossom/Monkeygirl057


06 November 2014

Semi-Epic Updates

Hello Jammers! I have NO IDEA why I'm up this late, and my parents are gonna kill me if they find out I was up past 3:00 in the morning, but I wanted to get a post ready for tomorrow.
I'll add more tomorrow, I feel like I'm gonna collapse. Bye Jammers!
UPDATED:

Isn't this mysterious..?
It looks like a pathway leading to another jamaa land..
Maybe AJHQ will make it lead to a Bamboo Forest?! :D
Picture Taken At: Jamaa Township


The Mira statue is back!
After about a month of Mira's statue being turned into a Phantom's,
it's finally back to normal. 


Just So You Guys Know, I got the new den, so you guys can check it out, it's unlocked.


It's official: Polar Bears are soon to arrive in AJ!
Sadly, a Leaked image showed they will be available for members only and for diamonds, thus continuing the Diamond Animal Rumor that every new animal will be for diamonds.

Pet Lions are soooo cute!
Get yours today in The Diamond Shop! (Not many pictures, since I have only six diamonds and I'm saving them for polar bears)


A new adventure has graced Jamaa with it's presence:
Twists And Turns!
It's very similar to an idea I gave to A.J.H.Q. a long time ago,
About the making an adventure that's kinda like a Hub, "Maybe with only 1 player, or maybe even with more than 8!" -Similar To My comment
Sadly, this Epic Adventure has brought the new Pets-Only adventure to an end. No-one even seems to have noticed. :T


The Hair Salon items are now officially out, so they must have been last in A.J.H.Q.'s Jammer Poll of what item set to release first. (Not surprised, since I, personally, am not a fashion nut.
I voted Ice Cream! XD )

Some of the Ice Armor is on sale in the Diamond shop! Get it before the sale's up! :0


Last of all, have you guys noticed how snotty Liza looks when AJ is offline? I wonder if she's angry at A.J.H.Q., or disgusted by us playing until it updates and screaming "WERE ALL GONNE DIE!!"
XD


Well, that's all for now my little Paradise-Goers,
Can't wait for the next season of MLP in 2015.. :Yawwnnnn:
Goodnight!



04 November 2014

03 November 2014

R.I.M. Rare Lasso

Hello Jammers!
Today's Monday, and you (probably) know what that means..
Rare Item Monday Time!! :D

Today's R.I.M. is..

Now is it just me, or is this item.. Expensive..
Now don't get me wrong. like pretending to be a cowboy (:3), but..
If this were a real-life Lasso, I'd probably skip it and buy some candy. (because all I can think about right now is candy XD)

Anyways, I guess this means the Spoiler 2FangWolf posted about was right!

Sorry, not much time to post right now. Bye!

TO THE TROLL-MOBILE!I love spongebob XD

Oh... My... Something. XDDDDD