The Story Of The Littlest Burger

The Story Of The Littlest Burger                                     

Characters: The Littlest Cheese burger, and Sheem0n.

Once Apon A Time... There Was The Littlest Cheese Burger. The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Always Unhappy. All He wanted Was For Someone To Eat Him. One Day, He Left Mama Cheese Burger And Went Off To Explore The World On His own. The Very Day He Set Out, He Came Across A Township. Jamaa Township. Here Is His Story...

The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Having Trouble Getting Attention, For He Was Very Small.

 He Tried Everything He Could Thing Of. It Was Just That He Couldn't Find Anyone Willing To Eat Such A Small Burger.

 Suddenly, A Miracle Happened! Someone Said They Wanted To Eat Him! He Asked Her To Please Eat Him, And She Disapeared, Supposedly, To Some Place In Hawaii For A Luxury Vacation. D:

The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up. He Kept Trying Hard To Find Someone Willing To Eat Him.

He Stood There For Days And Nights, Hoping Some Kind-Hearted Soul Would Take Him In And Eat Him. He Grew Old And Weak From Dancing So Long, Getting Moldy From Sweating So Much Toothpaste (Or Whatever It Is That Burgers Sweat). The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up.

Poor Little Burger... :Tsk: :Tsk: He'll Never Have Lived For A Reason If Someone Doesn't Eat Him Soon. I Would Eat Him, But I'm Only The Story Teller, And I Don't Like Burgers Without Chocolate Mustard On Top. :T

The Littlest Burger Was About To Give Up Hope.

                                            
                                                   When Suddenly...

 Hooray! The Littlest Burger Was Overjoyed! He Felt As If he Could Burst With Happiness! (Or Was It Pain..?) Sadly, The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Cursed, So When Someone Finally Bit Him, He Turned To The Dark Side... :,(

The Burger Was Transformed Into A Hideous Beast. WHYYYY He Was So Young :,( Oh Well, At Least Now I Don't Have to Eat Him! :D(Was That Too Soon..?)  Luckily, The One Who Bit Him Was Still Hungry, And Not A Bit Scared. 

 At This Point Your probably Wondering If The Curse Was Ever Cured..? Well, I Was Hoping I Could Say So, But I'm Afraid I Can't, Because Then I Would Have To Pay The Copyright Developer (Bob Joe) Another 50 cents. Maybe I'll Be Able To Afford It By Next Week. 3:

 Sadly (yes, sadly AGAIN,), The One Who Bit The Littlest Cheese Burger Accidentally Ate Off His Medusa Mask, So I Guess That Counted As The Curse Being Lifted (Or Would It Be "Eaten")?

                            Sheem0n Now Owes Me Both A New Burger, And A New Wig 3:

Thanks For Eating The Littlest Burger, sheem0n!

                             The End! Bai :3