Update days

Hello Jammers! Omg, SOOOO many updates! Sorry I didn't post until just now, I didn't realize it was Thursday until suddenly my mom said something... Anywho, Jamaa is releasing a mobile version of jamaa! :DDD I don't really have any pictures yet, I'll let ya' know if I find one. Here are the updates!!!

Rhinos!!! Yay, now I can finally tower over my buds! X3 jk.

  

ANOTHER jamaa underwater adventure?!!? It seems to have a whale... C-Could that MEAN.... new alpha!?!?

Hat sale!!! PLUS... SUMMER IN JULY! X3

The Phantom dunk looks like fun! OOOH... That Pizza Hat wooks desmishous :Drools On Keyboard: 

Right after I replaced my drool-flooded keyboard...

I Went Into Jamaa With My New Rhino And... Someone claimed a tree. X3

I Tried To Solve The Problem In My Most Gentle, Loving Way Possible...

 Didn't Work 333:

                                          I Tried Another Gentle Way...

Nothing XD Everyone left exept karategirl

That's My Bro, Bob :D

IDK Who THIS Guy Is, But He Seems Vaguely Familiar :0  

This Is Me, Talking About My Super Power...

Basically, Medusa Cursed Me And Turned Me To Stone. No Big Deal. Then Karate Girl Starts Kicking Me, Trying To Break The Stone :I

I Somehow Got A Pumpkin on My Head, No Time For Explanations X3

Karate called Me Creepy, And I Explained To Her This simple Thing; I'm NOT Creepy, I'm JOE!

Thanks To Karategirl2816, For Being Hilarious!

whaddya think, jammers..? Just a coincidence..?

The Story Of The Littlest Burger                                     

Characters: The Littlest Cheese burger, and Sheem0n.

Once Apon A Time... There Was The Littlest Cheese Burger. The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Always Unhappy. All He wanted Was For Someone To Eat Him. One Day, He Left Mama Cheese Burger And Went Off To Explore The World On His own. The Very Day He Set Out, He Came Across A Township. Jamaa Township. Here Is His Story...

The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Having Trouble Getting Attention, For He Was Very Small.

 He Tried Everything He Could Thing Of. It Was Just That He Couldn't Find Anyone Willing To Eat Such A Small Burger.

 Suddenly, A Miracle Happened! Someone Said They Wanted To Eat Him! He Asked Her To Please Eat Him, And She Disapeared, Supposedly,  To Some Place In Hawaii.

The Littlest Cheese Burger would Not Give Up. He Kept Trying Hard To Find Someone Willing To Eat Him.

 
He Stood There For Days And Nights, Hoping Some Kind-Hearted Soul Would Take Him In And Eat Him. He Grew Old And Weak From Dancing So Long, Getting Moldy From Sweating So Much Toothpaste (Or Whatever It Is That Burgers Sweat). The Littlest Cheese Burger Would Not Give Up.

 
Poor Little Burger... :Tsk: :Tsk: He'll Never Have Lived For A Reason If Someone Doesn't Eat Him Soon. I Would Eat Him, But I'm Only The Story Teller, And I Don't Like Burgers Without Chocolate Mustard On Top. 

The Littlest Burger Was About To Give Up Hope.

                                            
                                                   When Suddenly...

 Hooray! The Littlest Burger Was Overjoyed! He Felt As If he Could Burst With Happiness! (Or Was It Pain..?) Sadly, The Littlest Cheese Burger Was Cursed, So When Someone Finally Bit Him, He Turned To The Dark Side... :,(

The Burger Was Transformed Into A Hideous Beast. WHYYYY He Was So Young :,( Luckily, The One Who Bit Him Was Still Hungry, And Not A Bit Scared. 

 At This Point Your probably Wondering If The Curse Was Ever Cured..? Well, I Was Hoping I Could Say So, But I'm Afraid I Can't, Because Then I Would Have To Pay The Copyright Developer (Bob Joe) Another 50 cents. Maybe I'll Be Able To Afford It By Next Week. 3:

 Sadly (yes, sadly AGAIN,), The One Who Bit The Littlest Cheese Burger Accidentally Ate Off His Medusa Mask, So I Guess That Counted As The Curse Being Lifted (Or Would It Be "Eaten")?

      
                           Sheem0n Now Owes Me Both A New Burger, And A New Wig 3:

Thanks For Eating The Littlest Burger, sheem0n! This Story Will Be Located On The True Stories Page!

 The End :3

Cool User-Name Alert! :D                                                                                            

:Giggles:

lol!

They Both Sorta Represent fun!

There's Been SOOO Many Scammers In Township lately. Earlier I Saw around 5 At The Same Time :'(

I'm Thinking About Making A Blog Against A.J. Scamming. If You Have Any Ideas For Another True Story Or For A Blog Against Scamming, Or Any Other Crazy Idea, Please Comment!

I do hope You Enjoyed This Post, I'm Positively Exhausted! :Dizzy: ( I've been working on this post around 4 hours 8D :FAINTS: